NOT IN A HUNDRED YEARS

So sorry to rain on your parade, but Rodrigo Duterte ain't coming back in a hundred years (and I'm being kind not to hurt your mindless fanaticisms), and will be spending the remaining years of his life behind bars with Bato dela Rosa and who knows who else? Other than that, Sara Duterte will be impeached and will be prohibited from running for any elective post. This also means that Baste Duterte won't be doing good his threat to bomb Ilocos Norte and stop the drug trade there. If you ask me, the only drugs I was able to buy in Batac and Paoay were blood thinners (aspirins) because of a random visit to that familial town.

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